When your little ones have got ants in their pants and need to let all their tremendous wish-I-could-bottle-it energy loose in a place where they can’t damage anything (or themselves), they are in need of a soft play area. Preferably a massive one, where parents can sit and have a coffee while watching their darlings go nuts on trampolines and slides.
The Partyman World of Play (3A/3B Grenoble Road, Ozone Leisure Park, OX4 4XP), located right next to the Kassam Stadium, is a gigantic soft play area with themed play sections, an interactive stage, a ball room, private party areas, bumper cars, a two-storey slippy slide, and a toddler area for under-3s. We have visited on several occasions, and the Baberoo has had so much fun she has released all her pent-up energy and exhausted herself so thoroughly she’s fallen asleep on the way home.
We have always visited on a weekday morning during term time, which means it’s very quiet and there’s plenty of space for kids to run around without waiting to take turns in any of the spaces. I shudder to think what it might be like during weekends or parties – but that’s precisely the advantage of having a child under school age! We can choose to come whenever we like during the week. The disadvantage is that not all of the areas are open. The bumper cars and interactive stage have never been in use when we’ve been there, for example. But the fun of the trampolines, ballroom, and slide are always available, and that’s what the Baberoo gravitates to anyway.
To participate, you must pay a one-off fee of £5 to become a member. After that, admission isn’t terribly expensive during non-peak times – babies under age 1 are charged £2, age 1-3 are charged £5, 4-12 year olds are charged £6.95, and adults are free. During peak times prices are higher and adults pay an entry fee as well, but there are also discounts available for booking in advance online, and a range of annual passes or monthly direct debit schemes that make the cost considerably lower if you know your kids love it and want to return several times a month.
When you go, especially if it is summer and your kids are in sandals, remember to bring a pair of socks. The play areas are strictly no-shoes-allowed, but you need to wear hosiery of some kind. This includes parents, so remember to bring your own as well. Preferably black ones – otherwise the bottoms of your socks will quickly become black anyway. It must be a huge job to clean all those play structures, and you can imagine all the little hands (and noses) that touch all of the areas soon cause a lot of buildup. Pro tip: apparently Monday evenings are when cleaning happens, so Tuesday mornings are the best time to go.
I hope that hasn’t put you off, because it’s a fantastic and safe place to play. We will return whenever the Baberoo’s got a surfeit of energy that is best worked off by climbing up to the super-slide a dozen times. Now, here’s how the Partyman World of Play rates for baby- and toddler-friendliness according to the Oxford Mommy rating scheme.
Menu: If you are holding a baby or little one in one arm, you need to be able to eat with only one hand. The menu at Partyman World of Play offers all-day breakfasts, paninis, baguettes, wraps, pizza, jacket potatoes, and a few main meals – nothing out of the ordinary or super-healthy. Not all of them are easily eaten one-handed, although you can probably manage some of them. But chances are your little ones will be having enough fun that hopefully they won’t need to be held unless they are very small.
Space: There’s a huge amount of space at Partyman World of Play, which means strollers of every size will fit in the thoroughfares and seating area. You’ll be able to park your buggy at a table without worrying that it’s in anyone’s way. There’s also lots of parking if you come by car.
Ambiance: The staff are extremely friendly, which means kids feel like they’re very welcome – which they should be, since it’s a place created just for them. The bright colours are really attractive to young ones, and the variety of activities create a sense of excitement. One of the drawbacks is that the lighting in the areas under the giant slide is very dim indeed, and makes those areas look very dark and much less inviting than some of the other sections, and can make them even feel claustrophobic. Also, you have to be able to accept the faint odour of gymnasium.
Facilities: Unfortunately, I can’t say anything good about the toilet facilities at Partyman World of Play. Every time we have been there the bathrooms have been smelly, some of the sinks have been out of order, and there has been water on the floor – not a great ambiance for little ones who are trying to find a dry place to put their potty, or for the ones who are slightly bigger and can use the toilets. There is a baby-changing table in one of the stalls, but it doesn’t have much room in it and the bins have been overflowing whenever we have gone. This particular facility needs to be given more care, because it detracts from the entire experience.
Feeding: If you’re a breastfeeding mother, the seating area is fine for breastfeeding, although the chairs aren’t terribly comfortable. It would be great if some sofas or soft chairs were added so that there was a choice of seating. For those who have kids who can order from the menu, there are a few healthy options along the deep-fried stuff and sweets. The best choice is the Children’s Platter (£3.99), which offers either chicken, ham, or sausages accompanied by four different fruits and vegetables of your choice. They really do heap the fruits and vegetables on the plate, so your little one will get some good nutritious food into them. But there will always be the temptation of crisps, ice creams, and sweets, which are prominently on display.
In total, Partyman World of Play gets a 6.75 out of 10 for baby- and toddler-friendliness. If it had nicer toilets and better lighting it would rate much higher, but even with these drawbacks it’s one of the best places to go with kids who need to play hard and shake their sillies out.